Yes, it is true that I once birthed a very unusual child known as the Collins House. It was a very close version of the Red Mascot but it had a fold up porch floor that went under the fold down porch roof, a feature never done again for several reasons.
Check out the incredibly unique way to fold up the porches for transport, though it would likely only make one trip to a homestead it would stay at for the rest of its life.
Then to push it out, our skates moved many houses, 75 or more, and a single girl could push a house this size, but we let the guys do it first to show how strong a single woman could be.
Don’t be fooled by the tiny stature, the sex, or the illusion that she can not move that house, as well as many other things that would change the way I would build, grow, and come to understand the Truth in ways I could never have without the push from this once lovely human being.
The Collins House Left
To a place where Ex’s could not find,
a place where the owner could unwind.
A hidden niche out in the woods,
a homestead where he thought he could,
perhaps find peace with his last love,
until the day
he moves above.